I need to get out of here

I need a new setting; I need new people; a whole new life.

But that’s not going to happen for another two years or so and I don’t even think I can stand another day being here



There’s only one God, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t dress like that.


30secondstonarnia:

#Johnny Depp #can call Robert Downey ‘Bob’ #you can’t call him Bob cause you don’t know him #but Johnny Depp can


wealldraw:

based on a true story


“According to director Joss Whedon, the original cut of the movie was over 3 hours long. There will be about 30 minutes of the excised footage included in the DVD Release, most of which revolves around Steve Rogers (Captain America). Whedon revealed that one of these scenes involved Rogers struggling to adjust to the modern world in his Brooklyn apartment and another revealed Steve Rogers’ reunion with Peggy Carter, his love interest from Captain America: The First Avenger.”

captainamericasfondue:


miss potts isn’t picking up, sir.



richwhitelesbian:

teapayne:

One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug

i got fired because of you


  • friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
  • me: but I showered for you

  • me: ugh why am i so lonely
  • friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
  • me: no

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why